The library at Hogwarts is home to thousands of books and is open until 8pm for those in need of a quiet place to study. Most books are available for loan and can be put on hold but expect popular books to have a waiting list during busy periods.
It is run by librarian Madam Irma Pince, who is infamous amongst the student population for the lengths at which she goes to protect the books. In order to discourage doodling and stealing, she has jinxed many of the books to hit students over the head if any attempt is made.
Much like its muggle equivalent, rules of no food or loud conversations are strictly enforced. As is the rule of no students within the Restricted Section without written permission from a teacher. To further protect students, it has been known for headmasters to completely remove certain books altogether.

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p4nnda:

cassjaytuck:

what has two arms two legs and is alive?
not your favorite character that’s for sure

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rapiddescent:

Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,
She married. O, most wicked speed, to post
With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
It is not nor it cannot come to good:

(Hamlet, Act I Scene II)

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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Community Post: Happy 450th Birthday Shakespeare!

dailyshakespeare:

Made by shakeytime

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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

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Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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silentdimension:

Still the most amazing opening credits ever.

silentdimension:

Still the most amazing opening credits ever.

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